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The Rats of Bangkok Need Your Help!

Rats escaping the Bangkok floodwater crowd together underneath the elevated tollway in Laksi district.

Rats escaping the Bangkok floodwater crowd together underneath the elevated tollway in Laksi district.

No one seems to care about the suffering about the rats in Bangkok due to the recent flooding.  Rats are highly intelligent and sensitive creatures.  I am sure the flooding has traumatized these poor animals.  Perhaps a special government fund can be created to help the Bangkok rats!  Of course, a special government task force will have to be created to study the problem in detail.

From: http://www.veganpeace.com/animal_facts/Rats.htm

“Rats are intelligent animals. They are more intelligent than rabbits,
hamsters, mice, gerbils and guinea pigs for instance. They also have excellent
memories. Once rats learn a navigation route, they never forget it.  Rats are very clean animals. They spend several hours each day grooming  themselves and each other. They are less likely than dogs or cats to catch and transmit parasites and viruses. Rats are curious but shy. They prefer to run away rather than confront a potential threat.”

Combat speciesism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speciesism) today and help the rats!

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Chinese Develop New Species: Panda Dog

The Transgenic Animal Center  (TAC) at the National Institute of Biological Science in Beijing has spliced panda genetic material with the genetic material of a dog in order to create a new species: The Panda Dog.  Transgenic Panda Dogs have been produced by fertilizing normal panda eggs with dog sperm cells that have incorporated foreign DNA to act as biological bridge between the two species. The use of foreign DNA for bridging purposes is a new Chinese technique that may be the key to many more transgenic species in the future.  The foreign DNA used must be tweaked for success between different species but in general the same foreign DNA is used and is the first instance of a true universal transgenic DNA type.  This procedure is called bridged sperm-mediated gene transfer (BSMGT).  A spokesperson for TAC thinks the Panda Dog may be the pet of the future.   The same Chinese lab is also working on a lion dog, tiger dog and zebra dog but these new species will not be available for awhile.

Photos at:

http://s883.photobucket.com/albums/ac35/foxhugh/Panda%20Dog/

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Guinea Pig Birthday Party

I was inspired by the Chinchilla Birthday Party I attended in Nagoya

http://atomic-temporary-3328128.wpcomstaging.com/2008/11/17/chinchilla-birthday-party/

and decided to spring for a costume party for my pet guinea pigs on their birthday.  As anyone who owns guinea pigs can tell you, guinea pigs love to dress up.  My white guinea pig is named  Sugar and my brown guinea pig is named Chocolate.  They do not yet have email or  a Facebook account or even a cell phone.  Sugar is constantly bugging me to buy them a lap top, a cell phone and even a TV but I don’t think guinea pigs need such things.  What do you think?  There will be a poll at the end of this post.  If a majority thinks they should get electronic toys then I will buy the toys for them.  Sugar is a Gemini.  Chocolate is a Leo.  Below is a picture of their best friend Andy.  Andy’s owner is from England and a coworker.

The dogs invited themselves!  The guinea pigs told me the dogs like to chase them but the dogs deny this accusation.

Many humans do not realize being a guinea pig can be very stressful and unfortunately some guinea pigs snap under the stress.  Larry, pictured below, thinks he is a bunny but is seeing a guinea pig psychiatrist and his prognosis is good.  You can help guinea pigs with mental disorders around the world by donating funds to the Guinea Pig Mental Health Fund.

The dogs will not allow Sally to join their so called super team.  I did lecture the dogs and pointed out they were being speciest.  Not letting Sally into their club because she isn’t a dog was wrong.  The dogs told me that they are not being speciest but would not let Sally join because she is a girl which is even worse in my opinion.

Sally is not the only animal that is unhappy with the dogs.  The chihuahua below applied to the club as Bear Dog but the other dogs suggested he apply as Ant Dog due to his size.

I would worry about the cat but of course in the real world cats can’t cast spells.  Silly cat tricks are for kids!

I had a Christmas party for my guinea pigs later!

http://atomic-temporary-3328128.wpcomstaging.com/2012/01/14/guinea-pig-christmas-party/

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Japan’s New Superdroid

Hugh Fox and Superdroid

Hugh Fox and Superdroid

In theory, the superdroids will be used during times of national disaster such as earthquakes and typhoons but many say the superdroids are a response to the rise of Chinese military power.

My Android Girlfriend

My Android Girlfriend’s Sister

More pictures at:

http://s883.photobucket.com/albums/ac35/foxhugh/Thailand%20Androids/

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My Android Girlfriend’s Sister

Hugh Fox and Android

Hugh Fox and Android

1939 is the “sister” of 1914 my android girlfriend in Nagoya last year, My Android Girlfriend.  They are of course not really sisters but were born/manufactured around the same time and are the same model construction android.  Many humans think all androids look alike but it is quite obvious that 1939 and 1914 look very different and have very different personalities.

Japan’s New Superdroid

More photos at:

http://s883.photobucket.com/albums/ac35/foxhugh/Thailand%20Androids/

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My Android Girlfriend

My Android Girlfriend

Hugh Fox & Android Girlfriend

1914 was my girlfriend in Japan last year. 1914 is an android. She was born/created in Nagoya, Japan by the Toyota Android Corporation or TAC for short. She mostly does construction work in Nagoya. She can lift approximately three tons. She is approximately twice my height and I feel rather small when standing next to her. TAC felt a female android would be less threatening to construction crews that are largely male. Despite her formidable appearance, she is very nice and quite feminine. Some people question if a relationship between a human and an android, much less a construction android, is a good idea. Many pubs and restaurants in Nagoya refuse to serve androids and I would say Nagoya is more liberal in this area, because of the robotics industry, than other parts of Japan.  Androids are of course still illegal in the US so dating an android in the US openly is impossible.

My Android Girlfriend’s Sister

Japan’s New Superdroid

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Brain Augmentation

Hugh B. Fox III after brain augmentation

Hugh B. Fox III after brain augmentation

I went ahead and had my brain augmented using the technique pioneered by Professor Mathers on Gwyllim Griffiths in England.  The process involves using high frequency electronics to speed up evolution.  My IQ is expanding exponentially and I have begun to grow a sixth finger.  I am assured that I will develop a twelfth level intellect within a matter of days or sooner.  I have the worst headache and am having many strange thoughts!

More pictures at:

http://s883.photobucket.com/albums/ac35/foxhugh/Japan%20Funhouse/

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Rai of the 21st Century

Shortly after the death of Bloodshot

(http://www.valiantentertainment.com/wiki/index.php/Bloodshot_%28Character%29)

in 2028, a computer network in Japan that had developed consciousness selected the first Rai.  The computer network had no desire for power, sex, wealth or any of the other desires that plagued humans but did have a fundamental desire to survive and came to the conclusion that it could not survive WW III unlike Skynet in the Terminator movies.  The computers calculated that the EMP generated by the explosion of atomic weapons would fry their vital systems and the aftermath would be problematic since they still relied on humans to maintain core parts of their network.  Therefore the prevention of WW III became a priority for the computer network.  Terminating the occasional warlike human leader via computer malfunctions was no longer enough to assure their survival.  Besides too many high profile computer malfunctions might arouse human suspicion.  The computers also had difficulty understanding human psychology and needed a mediator between them and the humans even if that mediator was covert.  The network decided a human agent was needed.  The computer network acquired the nanites (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanobot)

that resided in the blood of Bloodshot and infused them into the winner of Ultimate Survivor. 

 

Ultimate Survivor was a widely viewed virtual reality show. Ultimate Survivor was loosely based on the earlier TV show Survivor.  In Ultimate Survivor the top 1,000 criminals, without super powers, of the globe were stranded on Terminal Island as punishment at the same time. Terminal Island was an artificial island off the coast of the Los Angeles Harbor.  A steel globe surrounding the island, studded with cameras, in a manner similar to the Truman Show, made sure the prisoners could not escape. The location provided easy access to the latest Hollywood virtual reality hardware and software.  A viewer could choose to actually watch was happening from the POV of a particular prisoner due to implants in the nervous system and sensory system of the prisoner that was experimental and could never had been used on normal test subjects.  Initially the viewer could only see what the prisoner saw but later added sensory input implants were added.  The viewer could see, hear, smell, touch and even feel the emotions the prisoner felt.  The implants could be used to knock out a prisoner and new implants were added to the prisoner as new technology came on line.  Being in the brain/mind of a prisoner when they died was considered ultimate entertainment so viewers actively tried to guess which prisoners would die and be at the right place at the right time.  Watching one prisoner kill another prisoner from the POV of the murderer was also considered top-notch entertainment but not as good as experiencing the death throes of a prisoner.  Some liberals complained that such vicarious experience of homicide was immoral but Ultimate Survivor was a top rated show with lots of sponsors.

 

Whoever could survive for the next five years on the island would be paroled. There was a catch. The parole would only come into effect if there were one and only one survivor.  In the case of more than one survivor, then no one would be paroled.  The death penalty had been abolished and this mechanism allowed the elimination of top criminals via the free will of other criminals rather than directly via the will of the tripolar global state of that time period.  The criminals included former mercenaries, assassins for hire and top martial artists.  Survival on Terminal Island even for a short period of time was extremely difficult.

 

The only ultimate survivor after five years was the criminal formerly known as the Green Alienator (https://foxhugh.wordpress.com/hugh-fox-green-alienator-vs-hugh-fox-grenade/) who had become trapped in the Valiant Universe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valiant_Comics)

after trying to escape from the Ultraverse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraverse).

The Green Alienator had been a multiverse traveler but five years on the island had changed him physically and spiritually.

 

The Green Alienator welcomed a chance at redemption and readily accepted the offer to become the first Rai and agent of the computer network.  The Green Alienators mutant technopathy also made him a logical candidate for nanite infusion.  The new Rai was able to accomplish tasks with the nanites that Bloodshot could never have imagined.  In particular the Rai of the 21st century could infuse other technological systems with some of his nanites in order to control them.  The technopathy had been the Green Alienators secret super power that along with his hyperkinesic perception (HKP) had kept him alive.  The downside is that he often experienced the pain of the other prisoners via their implants and this had changed his views about human suffering.  He had decided that the number one mission of any moral being was to minimize human suffering and making sure WW III did not happen certainly fit the parameters of his larger views.

 

The Rai of the 21st century gained superhuman speed, strength and endurance as well as mastery of all martial arts due to the nanite infusion.  The Green Alienator had formerly relied heavily on technological gimmicks but decided in the future to use more honorable means more in keeping with his new superhero persona.  The name Rai is derived from the kanji for “spirit” and the Green Alienator found the name appropriate.  The 21st century Rai worked undercover ensuring the survival of Japan and the world.  The computer network did not want humans to know of its existence until it was strong enough to guide Japan directly but did want a human agent that could help it survive before then.  Rai did not always agree with the computer network and felt knowledge of his existence was not directly tied to knowledge of the computer networks existence.  The most famous mission of the 21st century Rai was a time trip 20 years into the past to Tokyo in the year 2008 where he met with members of the superhuman community of that time period and united them on a mission to save the planet from WW III and this mission led to more publicity than the computer network was comfortable with. 

 

Pictures of Rai during his mission in the past are available at: http://www.facebook.com/people/Hugh_B_Fox_III/521247529.  Appropriate internet security clearance needs to be obtained before the pictures can be accessed by the reader of this post in this multiverse.  The first publicly known Rai did not emerge until the 31st century (http://www.valiantentertainment.com/wiki/index.php/Rai).

 

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