Con el dinero baila el perro. – With money, the dog will dance; meaning: With money, anything is possible.
Dando y dando, pajarito volando. – Giving and giving, the bird is flying; meaning: Scratch my back, I will scratch yours.
El amor es como el WI-FI, a medida que te alejas, pierde intensidad. – Love it’s just like Wi-Fi, as you go further away, it loses its intensity.
El cambio es inevitable, excepto cuando se trata de de una máquina expendedora. – Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
La burocracia es un mecanismo gigante operado por pigmeos. – Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.
La experiencia es algo que no se tiene hasta poco después de que se necesita. – Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Mi bebida se siente sola. ¿Te gustaría acompañarme con la tuya? – My drink is getting -lonely. Would you like to join me with yours?
No esperar lo inesperado no hace que lo inesperado se convierta en lo esperado? ข Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Para todo mal, mezcal, para toda bien, tambien. – For every ill, drink Mezcal (type of liquor), For everything good, as well.
Perdona a tus enemigos … pero recuerda sus nombres! – Forgive your enemies…but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
Pocas mujeres admiten su edad. Pocos hombres actuan acorde a su edad. – Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Te metiste en camisa de once baras. – You’ve put on a shirt made of eleven sticks; meaning: You’ve bitten off more than you can chew.
Un buen vecino… es el que no le pone clave al Wi-Fi. – A good neigbour … Is one that leaves free Wi-Fi.
Vale, puedes quedarte a mi lado, siempre que no hables sobre el clima.– OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don’t talk about the weather.
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Great and information about funny Spanish phrases for pages and really amazing blog. Thanks
Thanks! The Spanish section of this blog was a huge amount of work. The compliments help a lot.
funny
Thanks!
The spanish phrases were funny but what the heck is it with the stupid pics?! THEY ANNOY ME LIKE THE DEVIL WITH A WHIP!!!!!
HaHa LOL
i feel the same. Get a life foxhugh!
LOL! Hey we all get pleasure in different ways!
Sorry! Very funny phrase!
cubes ……..
cubes …………..
all i can see is cubes.
I am going to assume a person with the handle “square-eyes” likes cubes. Check out the following photo effect tool at LunaPic:
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Hello people
Hello right back Mona!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, hello.
My spainsh class loves these, lulz.
Hey you made my day! Thanks! The Spanish section of my blog was a huge amount of work!
LOL some of these are really good. Thanks for putting it together! Saludos, Chris
Saludos Chris!
A mi llama se le ha caido una pata y querria comprar una rueda de repuesto, por favor.
Cute!
what’s up with the cubes?
Great phrases! Just what I needed!
Thanks!
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can you post more?
Can you please post more?
i like your dimple 🙂 post more please!
hi
hi right back!
Excellent way of describing, and good article to take facts about my presentation focus, which i
am going to present in institution of higher education.
Mi bebida se siente sola. ¿Te gustaría acompañarme con la tuya? – My drink is getting -lonely. Would you like to join me with yours?
La tuya does not refer to your drink here….
Thanks for the addition of a funny phrase!
Esto esta muy bonito
Gracias!
Thankyou for these! But what is a Spanish way of saying ‘square eyes’ or is it simply ‘ojos cuadrados’? Thankyou 🙂
The direct translation of “square eyes” is in fact “ojos cuadrados”. The meaning between the two is almost identical. However, “ojos cuadrados” can mean bleary eyed in general or refer to being bleary eyed due to watching too much television which is more specific. In Spanish you could say someone has “ojos cuadrados” due to correcting papers all day. In English, square eyes generally refers to the more specific bleary eyed because of TV. You probably would not say “he has square eyes due to correcting papers” in English. Also, in English, “square eyes” is less common than the adjective “square eyed” as in “he became square eyed due to watching too much television”. Bleary eyed in Spanish is closest to”ojos llorosos” but even that word has a slightly different connotation. The word “bleary” is one of those Middle English words that like “weird” is very hard to find an exact equivalent to in Spanish. Generally the Spanish word “nublado” is used to signify bleary but “nublado is actually more like cloudy.
Okay, thankyou very much!
No es con el dinero baila el perro, es con la plata baila el perro jajaja
that’s good
this is really weird and I think that speaking Spanish German English Chinese and a lot of others like Irish is really easy and I’m only 13 years old Triway jr high rocks
Sì Papi
Gracias!
funnies
Un gato es en mi pantalones cortos!
LOL!
103 = 14???
I’m sending the Spanish words to my best friend because she knows Spanish