I went ahead and had my brain augmented using the technique pioneered by Professor Mathers on Gwyllim Griffiths in England. The process involves using high frequency electronics to speed up evolution. My IQ is expanding exponentially and I have begun to grow a sixth finger. I am assured that I will develop a twelfth level intellect within a matter of days or sooner. I have the worst headache and am having many strange thoughts!
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I tried the brain augmentation machine as well and it seems to work conversely on women; I ended up with a huge ass.