I went ahead and had my brain augmented using the technique pioneered by Professor Mathers on Gwyllim Griffiths in England. The process involves using high frequency electronics to speed up evolution. My IQ is expanding exponentially and I have begun to grow a sixth finger. I am assured that I will develop a twelfth level intellect within a matter of days or sooner. I have the worst headache and am having many strange thoughts!
Many Japanese have birthday parties for their pets. I have made some otaku type friends in Osu, the Nagoyan version of Akihabara in Tokyo, and was invited to a Chinchilla Birthday Party. This was a first for me and I am not sure if the Chinchillas got a lot out of the party but the guests sure had fun.
This is also my 100th post!
This party in turn inspired a similar parties in the future:
Why in the world wouldn’t you want to be a werefox? I was born a werefox and let me assure you that its great fun and much more fun than being a mere human.