Pop Culture Haikus


 

 

Avenger Haikus

1) Ant-Man

He flies on an ant

His helmet controls the ants

His wife is so hot!

 

2) Black Knight

He flies on a horse

He has an ebony sword

He is a dark knight

 

3) Captain America

He has a round shield

He believes in liberty

He can really fight

 

4) Hawkeye

He is a fine shot

His bow is very special

He is hot tempered

 

5) Hercules

He is super strong!

His golden mace is power!

He is a Greek god

 

6) Hulk

He is very green

He can get very angry

He is very strong

 

7) Iron Man

His armor is great

He has strong repulsor rays

He can fly quickly

 

8) Quicksilver

He is super fast

His wife is an inhuman

He has a bad temper

 

 

9) Scarlet Witch

She can give bad luck

She has a sexy outfit

She can change the world

 

10) Thor

He has long blond hair

He has a strong hammer hand

He is a good god

 

11) Vision

He is an android

His face is red

He can walk through walls

 

12) Wasp

She is small and flies

Her husband is very big

She can really sting

 

Justice League Haikus

 

1) Aquaman

Fish man swims quickly

Telepathy controls fish

King of Atlantis

 

2) Atom

In atom sized world

Atomic shrinking smart man

In atom world, big

 

3) Batman

Batarang flying

Dark knight prowling silently

The streets are safe now!

 

4) Elongated Man

The man can stretch, wow!

Wiggling nose means mystery

His wife is so smart!

 

5) Flash

Super fast hero

Lightning + chemicals, speed!

Good guy, short blond hair

 

6) Green Arrow

Deadly green bowman

Skilled, tough, martial artist

Has a son, his heir

 

7) Green Lantern

Green ring glowing bright

Will power universal

Evil doers beware

 

8) Hawkman

Giant flapping wings

Feathered bird faced mask

Ancient mace in hand

 

9) Martian Manhunter

Wise green man from Mars

Telepathic Superman clone?

Fire makes him scream

 

10) Superman

Super man, swoosh, bam, pow

A blur of red cape, blue tights

Green Kryptonite glows

 

 

11) Wonder Woman

Shiny Tiara

Large breasts in golden eagles!

Golden lasso of truth

 

Peanuts Haikus

 

1) Charlie Brown

Is he a loser?

Lucy fools him all the time

He is a good sport

 

2) Linus

He has a blanket

He has a loud big sister

Charlie Brown likes him

 

3) Lucy

She is assertive

She has a younger brother

She likes Schroeder

 

4) Marcie

She wears big glasses

Her friend is Patty

She likes to say “sir”

 

5) Peppermint Patty

She plays baseball well

She likes Charlie Brown a lot

Marcie is her friend

 

6) Pig-Pen

The sandbox is home

He is a philosopher

Dust clouds follow him

 

7) Sally

Her hair is light blond

She has an older brother

She is capricious

 

8) Schroeder

He loves Beethoven

Lucy sits on his piano

He loves Beethoven not her

 

9) Snoopy

He is a beagle

He thinks he is a human

He is almost human

 

10) Woodstock

He is a small bird

Snoopy is his best friend

He is named after a concert