Avenger Haikus
1) Ant-Man
He flies on an ant
His helmet controls the ants
His wife is so hot!
2) Black Knight
He flies on a horse
He has an ebony sword
He is a dark knight
3) Captain America
He has a round shield
He believes in liberty
He can really fight
4) Hawkeye
He is a fine shot
His bow is very special
He is hot tempered
5) Hercules
He is super strong!
His golden mace is power!
He is a Greek god
6) Hulk
He is very green
He can get very angry
He is very strong
7) Iron Man
His armor is great
He has strong repulsor rays
He can fly quickly
8) Quicksilver
He is super fast
His wife is an inhuman
He has a bad temper
9) Scarlet Witch
She can give bad luck
She has a sexy outfit
She can change the world
10) Thor
He has long blond hair
He has a strong hammer hand
He is a good god
11) Vision
He is an android
His face is red
He can walk through walls
12) Wasp
She is small and flies
Her husband is very big
She can really sting
Justice League Haikus
1) Aquaman
Fish man swims quickly
Telepathy controls fish
King of Atlantis
2) Atom
In atom sized world
Atomic shrinking smart man
In atom world, big
3) Batman
Batarang flying
Dark knight prowling silently
The streets are safe now!
4) Elongated Man
The man can stretch, wow!
Wiggling nose means mystery
His wife is so smart!
5) Flash
Super fast hero
Lightning + chemicals, speed!
Good guy, short blond hair
6) Green Arrow
Deadly green bowman
Skilled, tough, martial artist
Has a son, his heir
7) Green Lantern
Green ring glowing bright
Will power universal
Evil doers beware
8) Hawkman
Giant flapping wings
Feathered bird faced mask
Ancient mace in hand
9) Martian Manhunter
Wise green man from Mars
Telepathic Superman clone?
Fire makes him scream
10) Superman
Super man, swoosh, bam, pow
A blur of red cape, blue tights
Green Kryptonite glows
11) Wonder Woman
Shiny Tiara
Large breasts in golden eagles!
Golden lasso of truth
Peanuts Haikus
1) Charlie Brown
Is he a loser?
Lucy fools him all the time
He is a good sport
2) Linus
He has a blanket
He has a loud big sister
Charlie Brown likes him
3) Lucy
She is assertive
She has a younger brother
She likes Schroeder
4) Marcie
She wears big glasses
Her friend is Patty
She likes to say “sir”
5) Peppermint Patty
She plays baseball well
She likes Charlie Brown a lot
Marcie is her friend
6) Pig-Pen
The sandbox is home
He is a philosopher
Dust clouds follow him
7) Sally
Her hair is light blond
She has an older brother
She is capricious
8) Schroeder
He loves Beethoven
Lucy sits on his piano
He loves Beethoven not her
9) Snoopy
He is a beagle
He thinks he is a human
He is almost human
10) Woodstock
He is a small bird
Snoopy is his best friend
He is named after a concert
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